Valley of the Trolley Dollies

An interview in yesterday’s Guardian.

It made me smile (Check out his views on Mr Norton, with which I wholeheartedly agree: “a sweet queen, who’s totally earnest, totally untalented and unskilled. I thought oh, you poor man”. ), it made me want to put all the sh*t I’ve been worrying about down and get back to writing (His life and work boil down to two things: “It’s about people and about love. The rest is just gossip”)

And it left me a little teary at the end.

The link is here: http://www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2009/aug/01/arthur-laurents-musicals-interview

the trading floor, yesterday afternoon

With the news that big bank profits are back, and we can all look forward to vast bonuses and a reinstatement of the universal equilibrium this year, I have taken time out of laughing like a loon whilst sodomising third world children to post the following from my lair in a hollowed out volcano in Canary Wharf:

“For immediate release:”

Decadence is back. Tips for Top earners # 1.

Have you ever had pate de foie gras smeared all over your erect member, a thumbful of quince jelly plopped on top of your, er, cathedral dome, and the whole lot licked slowly and sensuously off by a young gourmand as the heat of your throbbing parts turn the foie gras to a buttery richness?

I highly recommend it. Especially with a nice meursault to follow.

I’m not sure, but this link might have the new ‘Nana single at the end of it.