This queen is simply barking. HOWLING, d’ye hear me. And genius.
*It could be an otter, in which case the headline should read “It’s getting a little otter, innit?”. But that’s not so funny. Not that the headline is exactly side-splitting. shut up, D, you’re rambling…
The day is fast approaching.
Don’t you hate those people who spend their life hardwired into their blackberry’s? Don’t you hate them even more when you can’t afford one 
A train ride today. A looooooong train ride amongst some of the most lovely people ever.
Then on to Larnach’s, a castle built by a family whose story sounds like a bad ’80s blockbuster novel: Madness, alcoholism, affairs, close-to-incest, more madness, suicide, bad blood, and a wronged woman diying in exile. Thecn, back to the ship, where there was no madness, alcoholism, affairs, incest or suicide. That I could see.