Srsly, why has nobody pitched a reality show round this carcrash yet?
“Sugababes New BFF”? (Two episodes, then Keyshia sets on her new BFF with knuckledusters).
“Sugaworld” (24 hours in, none of the housemates are talking to Keyshia; 72 hours in, “someone” burns the house to the f*king ground!)
Or how about “Make your band look ten years younger”? (Keyshia sacks anyone over the age of 15 from the band and replaces them with a bunch of Lauren lookalikes from the local comp, then the whole gang go down the precinct and cause havoc in the Co-Op.)