a recent email exchange with a friend culminates in this from me:
i’m going home to do my banking / balance my cheque account (be easier to balance Brazil’s account to be honest) and watch a 1970s Doctor Who.
cos I is a big gayer, innit
and from him?
“You? A gayer? I think the c*ckcsucking sort of gave it away before the Pertwee obsession.”