a recent email exchange with a friend culminates in this from me:
i’m going home to do my banking / balance my cheque account (be easier to balance Brazil’s account to be honest) and watch a 1970s Doctor Who.
cos I is a big gayer, innit 
and from him?
“You? A gayer? I think the c*ckcsucking sort of gave it away before the Pertwee obsession.”
Cheek!
As a long serving international Investment Banker, I don’t feel the cold.
This is because my feet never touch the gound - I walk on a carpet of defaulted debtors, and wear a tighly fitting suit made of the pelts of orphans, which, because it was still warm when it went on, keeps me at a constant 23 celsius beneath my newly purchased (with Taxpayers money) Blackglamma Mink.
The canteen here is like Bleak house at the moment, what with the number of people we’re ‘Looking after’ til their relatives can cough up what’s owed.
Anyone need a kidney, let us know - we’re sorting our “Guests” by blood type at the moment….
Loving this thought from “Get Rich Slowly”
Tip! The perfect is the enemy of the good. When you spend so much time looking for the “best” choice that you never actually do anything, you’re sabotaging yourself. And an ideal solution that you don’t follow through with is worse than a good solution that you’ll actually use. Choose a good option and act.
Wise words indeed.