Tips for Top earners # 1
Tuesday, August 4th, 2009
the trading floor, yesterday afternoon
With the news that big bank profits are back, and we can all look forward to vast bonuses and a reinstatement of the universal equilibrium this year, I have taken time out of laughing like a loon whilst sodomising third world children to post the following from my lair in a hollowed out volcano in Canary Wharf:
“For immediate release:”
Decadence is back. Tips for Top earners # 1.
Have you ever had pate de foie gras smeared all over your erect member, a thumbful of quince jelly plopped on top of your, er, cathedral dome, and the whole lot licked slowly and sensuously off by a young gourmand as the heat of your throbbing parts turn the foie gras to a buttery richness?
I highly recommend it. Especially with a nice meursault to follow.