the things we say
Carlie;
u still ok for sunday?
what shall i wear?
Me:
A Ballgag and Fleshlight.
Yep still on for Sunday. Have menu decided, just need to clean house 
About 1:30 - 2 OK?
And lastly, are either of you allergic to nuts? Blue Cheese?
Carlie;
stu allergic to avocado and doesnt eat eggs
(but eggs IN stuff, no problem)
we both love cheese and nuts
Me:
doesnt eat eggs?
wtf?
could your boyfriend get any weirder?
So bang goes my blue cheese and walnut quiche wrapped in an avocado omelette
menu right now:
something ’salady’ with blue cheese and walnuts
pork stroganoff w/ a potato and parsnip fragrant bake (much better than it sounds)
treacle tart w cream and more treacle
all to be home made, which means it’ll probably go to shit and end up as egg and chips
or, for Stu, chips….
i have a (reportedly) excellent home made mulled wine (not mine; a present from a friend) which I’ll warm up.