buttfuque indiana and the squeaking homunculus
My friend Snow White writes: “…that latest vid with Madonna and Justin Timberlake - good lighting she looks younger than he does. Hmmm”.
To which I reply:
“She is.Justin Tinyfake is a well-known member of the dwarf illuminati. He’s been around for aeons. Who do you think let the Romans into Masda? Hmmmm? Lookout on the Titanic? JT. Nipped ‘outside for a fag’? On the Hindenburg? Michael Jackson’s mini-me. That’s who.
I don’t like the new song. The backing track sounds like a dreadful school marching band from Buttfuque Indiana performing the theme from Raiders of the Lost Ark. On Vicodin. Through a sieve. Or something. And Freddy Mercury should sue for the (I love you Flash, but) “We only got four minutes to save the world” (/earth) reference. Oh wait, he’s dead. Who has his estate? Cleo Roccos? Fenella Fielding? Whoever. Sue. Sue the gnarly mad old cow and the squeaking homunculus with the bumfluff.
We like Esser. He rocks. And he looks like he’d do you behind a bus shelter, as opposed to keeping his overcoat on while his mum dances round in her scanties.