I’m going to a fancy dress party on Saturday.
There was an almost dreadful misunderstanding. I was due to go as Leni Riefenstahl, unti lsomeone pointed out that the invite said Hollywood Glamour, not Holocaust.
Theme is Hollywood Glamour. I’m going as Tom Cruise. Should I wear…
(a) a shirt, white socks and white underpants like in Risky Business?
(b) khakis, a military jacket and aviators like in Top Gun?
(c) a t-shirt saying ‘closet homosexual’ (which I actually own; don’t ask) and a bag marked ‘big bag o’ Engrams’ (which I also already own; again, don’t ask) containing a copy of dianetics and an engram reader?
Dial 0898 112 1101 / 02 or 03 to register your vote.
calls cost 50p/min, and there’s no guarantee that they’ll be counted towards my final decision. the judges decision is final. tom cruise is short. any other suggestion is slanderous. or is that libellous. god bless scientology.