no-holds barred enya

You know Enya, right?

Well, who d’you reckon’d win in a no-holds barred grudge fight between her and Bjork?

I think most people would put their money on the Icelandic purveyor of Electro-Lunacy.

But I reckon Enya’s a filthy fucker, who could gouge the Nordic Pixie’s eyes out with only her thumbnails.

Whilst chanting cod-Latin verses in the style of a Gregorian Choir on Mogadon.

But what d’you reckon?

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