Valley of the Trolley Dollies

I have a new personal trainer. His name’s Bruno. He’s late twenties, South African Italian, and, like the best of PT’s, not really my type.

Well, I say ‘like the best of.’ It’s not like I’ve had years of experience. But, for me, the perfect PT needs to have things I can aspire to (in Bruno’s case, the pecs of a twenty-two year old Jordan Katie Price and the Arms of a twenty-two year old Governator Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger), without, neccessarily, being something I desire (He’s a bit too, well, squat, for my fantasies tastes). I need to want to do the crunches and planks without being entirely focussed on how I can possibly arrange it so I get to jump his bones.

But, as part of our project, Bruno has me keeping a food diary.

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Busy right now, but will post more later. Meanwhile, a screeen cap of the cover of my forthcoming (ghostwritten) autobiography. Hey, if Jordan Katie Price can do it….

 

Well, it’s all about photos this week.

Been clearing out the hard drive at work, and discovering a vast trove of pics I’ve pinched from the web over the years. Pics like the header. And no, it’s not him, but it’s still fn. Expect to see some of the more bizzare later this week.

Also been finalising the Holiday set. If you click on the Flickr button to the right, you’ll be taken to our Flickr site, which currently contains over 1100 poictures, all from this summer’s Scandinavian jaunt. Not even I want to flick through that many pictures. So, If you click the link marked ‘vottd’s photo stream, you’ll be taken to a menu page. Select ‘travelpride summer 2007 highlights,’ and, instead of 1100+, you’ll have a little over 100. But a very good 100.

Bunked off work today, ‘cos we’re atending our friends west end performance in ‘In Celebration,’ just back from gym, so best jump in shower, dress, and get moving.

Check out the pics, and enjoy!