Valley of the Trolley Dollies

So madge is off to Africa for another spot of childsnatching. Do you reckon, when there’s only one orphaned child left in the world, we’ll see a celebrity death-match style fight to the death between MacDonna, Angelina, and Mia? Now that, I’d be willing to PPV.

Reminded me of a piece from last year. Must get to work on the ‘grace’ version.

Lady Madonna

To the tune of ‘Lady Madonna’ by the Beatles

Mrs Guy Richie, to Africa she went
To get herself a baby from that continent.
Off to Malawi, to get herself a boy
To bring back to Kabballah schule like any goy

ch:
Papparazzi hangin’ round the front door
Adoption lawyers swoop in from above
Do they think that it’s all just a stunt or
Proof of your love?

So dear Madonna, new babe in the nest
How you gonna ‘splain him to all the rest?
“Lourdes and Rocco, here’s your baby bro
He’ll be hangin’ round for an album or so…”

ch:
Cynicism’s rife in all the meeja
All you’re tryin’ to do’s Express Yourself
Here’s a PR stunt that seems to Need Ya
(Why) Depress yourself?

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