enya

You know Enya, right?

I wonder, when she’s making love, whether she makes that noise? You know: The aaaaaaaaaaahhh that sounds like everybody in the world breathing out at the same time. And I wonder whether, at the moment of climax, it turns into a 72 track multilayered choir of little Enyas (Enyae?) musically exhaling simultaneously?

Or does she just grunt, fart uncontrollably, and light an unfiltered Camel while you’re still finishing yourself off?

Just wondering.

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