Valley of the Trolley Dollies

The piss poor Office Christmas Party starts in a little under two hours.

The HR director at the London office of Capitalist Bastard Markets, a company working in an industry that shuts down at midday on Christmas Eve, has just sent the following email…

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Although tomorrow, 22nd December and next Friday, 29th December are normal working days, employees may leave from 4.00 p.m. onwards with the permission of their respective Department Heads and once any outstanding work has been completed.

Zelda

Humbug!

Coming to the end of the year. Christmas, and family and friends and so much fun to look forward to. And, on the book front, some really great stuff. So hold off the self immolation for a few more months, ‘cos you’d hate to die without reading these…
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a work of genius in the teaching of Engrish.

Courtesy of her.