merry effing christmas

They’ve surpassed themselves this time…

Subject:

Memo

From:

xxx@soullessjapaneseconglomerate.co.uk

Date:

Mon, 11 Dec 2006 15:41:05 +0000

To:staff@capitalistbasterdmarkets.com

To all Capitalist Bastard Markets Staff

We would like to remind CBM staff that the Ground Floor SJCB kitchen, and the Lower Ground floor Staff Room are for the use of Soulless Japanese Congolomerate Bank staff only.

Thank you for your co-operation in this matter

Soulless Japanese Congolomerate Bank Ltd.

So that’ll be no micorwaving of food henceforward; no soda unless you leave the building and trek to the nearest shops; no washing of cups and dishes unless you want to use the sinks in the toilets; no kettle; no toaster.

Bah, Humbug, as Mr S might say.

One Response to “merry effing christmas”

  1. bob Says:

    That’s absurd.

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