That’ll Do, Pig
So what’s a wedding reception without a little debauchery? There can be no denying we witnessed at least one piggy bottom getting pulled a week ago …
What’s with leaving the tail on? And did anybody eat the tail?
This was served only a few hours after a full 3-course meal. As I mentioned yesterday, the boys know how to throw a shin dig. Dancing was required just to work up an appetitie.
Speaking of eating, I don’t remember the cutting of the cake. Hmmm, I don’t think I blacked out (but then one wouldn’t necessarily know, would one?). I was probably having a conversation with Hannah, Jenna, and Erin … the three princesses of the evening who held court with me after I made the Dalek work. I was a god, I tell you (at least to the 6 year-old).
In any case, less we offend any vegetarians or PETA supporters, we’ll close with a sweeter image. The happily marzipanned couple …
